I need a lesbian squad that lives near me. Like, I love my friends but I just need new friends that are lesbians and that we can do lesbian things together like pray to the moon and cry over the deaths of our favorite characters
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pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
straight people gave the word “lesbian” such a dirty connotation that half the time actual real-life lesbians can’t bear to say it out loud, and journalists are out there adamantly referring to lesbians as “queer,” and avoiding any mention of their actual identities under the guise of progressivism
I’m sorry to tell you that but 2016 is a terrible year for the lesbians
- Shannon and Cammie broke up
- Lexa kom Trikru got shot by a stray bullet
- Faking It got cancelled
- Stevie and Ally broke up
- Several other queer characters died on TV
Rose and Rosie we believe in you!!
- straight boy: i'm a lesbian too because i like girls haha ;)
- lesbians: *looks into the camera like they're in The Office*
lesbians: *are having lesbian sex in a korean movie that renounces male sexuality as gross and objectifying by literally explicitly stating so through text and camera lense*
sarah, the midwestern feminist with terf bangs: m a l e g a z e
how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay
or how about a lesbian princess
how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????
or a lesbian princess
me before knowing i was gay:
- ugghhh i hate romance books
- ew no i would never get married
- why do every movie have romance in it *sighs*
me knowing im gay:
- WHERE CAN I FIND A NEW BOOK ABOUT TWO GIRLS IN LOVE
- i cant wait to get married and wake up next to my beautiful wife
- why is no one making a romance movie about lesbians
it’s gonna be really funny in a few months when the FTWD fandom is in full swing and everyone’s gonna be like……………………………… why….. r there so many lesbians who watch this show????
What can we say? We love people who eat each other.
THERES MY FAVORITE FANDOMS SENSE OF HUMOR
